Waifu-Collector

As an angel choir sang in a splendid church, a young man put a ring on a blushing maiden's finger. "Ah, to be chosen by Commander! Yes, I have been designed for this too. My body, my guns, use them as you please. I will not rest until the sea is cleansed of all who oppose you!" The fifty-ton maiden happened to carry an armament of over sixty guns which included eight 38cm caliber naval guns. "I'm counting on you until I finish the research on your big sister," the Commander said. The marriage system allowed the Commander to boost his shipgirl's stats by a noticeable amount, and her design was pretty enough to also be used as a secretary from time to time. But ultimately her time on the Commander's main fleet was limited. The ships that came from the Research system were in a class of their own. Not to mention that this was the fifth shipgirl that the Commander married. "Oops, Fuel almost at maximum capacity," the Commander realized when he checked his main resource. "Alright, party's over, back to farming!" It took a lot of time to spend Fuel efficiently, so Carl played the game on his phone even on his way to work. Not while driving at the wheel or anything like that. He'd need a car for that. But while on the bus and walking from the station was fine. It's not like he was the only one walking while starting at the screen. Carl turned the corner and- "YAAHN!" "TITS!" A cleavage flashed before Carl's eyes when some girl ran into him at full speed. The force of the impact knocked Carl off balance and sent his phone flying on to the road along with the ditz that caused the entire incident, right into the path of an incoming truck! ''What does Carl do?'' [[Try to save the random girl]] [[Try to save his phone]] [[Sit back and watch]]

"Ah!" Carl gasped when he saw the foolish girl's trajectory. A gruesome image of blood and guts flashed in his mind. His reaction was nearly instantaneous. It had to be, if he was to have any chance to save the girl in a high schooler's uniform. //I can make it!// Carl thought as he jumped to the girl's rescue. There was a gap in the traffic on the other side of the road. //I'll just push her forward!// Carl leapt after the girl to get her out of the truck's path before it was too late. Perhaps Carl's luck was particularly lousy this day because he heard the horn of the truck before he heard the screeching of the tires. The driver honked before he slammed the brakes!! It wasn't like a truck of that size would be able to stop in time anyway, but how was that obnoxiously loud horn supposed to improve the situation? //Almost//- Carl could almost see himself in slow motion, his hands within inches of the girl, her massive cleavage providing a nice target to aim for. //Another life saved by a giant pair of breasts!// Carl thought. That big pair of honkers was the closest part of the unknown high schoolers body he'd be able to touch and push into to get the ditz out of the way of the truck. The plan was solid. And the conditions for a splendid rescue were there. Carl would save the girl at the last second, the truck would zip past them, and countless gawkers would cheer his heroic actions and film it on their phones. Carl might be a local hero for a day or two! Who knows, maybe it could even be the start of a relationship? Saving a life is certainly one way to start a conversation. Much better than an awkward "h-hi!". "My hero!" The girl exclaimed as she graced Carl with a gorgeous smile and extended her hands toward her rescuer. //Yes, I-WHAT!?// "I knew you'd come!" The girl embraced Carl and hugged him tight. The beautiful girl with luscious green hair absolutely brimmed with love and joy as she pressed her soft massive breasts against Carl's chest and stared passionately into his eyes. “UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” Carl screamed at the top of his lungs while the crazy girl held him in place right in the path of an approaching truck. ''What now?'' [[Push the girl away]] [[Hold the girl and jump out of the way together with her]] [[Go in for a deep kiss]] [[Close your eyes and wish for a nice isekai]]

pick the first option you have good priorities though 👍

you're a bad samaritan pick the first option

pick the second option

This is just a proof of concept, so I'm too lazy to add the rest.

pick the second option, simp

pick the second option good choice though